Sumner on Johnny Cash and Movie Ratings

Sumner: Mom, that Johnny Cash movie that's coming out is going to be PG.

Me: Really. Why?

Sumner: Because they are going to use computer nonsense to make it look like he falls into a burning ring of fire and little kids won't know that it's fake.

Ramona: I will.

Sumner: How?

Ramona: Because you just told me.

Sumner: Well, there's also the part about the indian [Ira Hayes] and taking your guns to town. That's not for little kids.

Later, when I told this story to my mom she said Sumner’s right. Johnny Cash's life was not for little kids.