Potty Humor

I was just doing the lunch dishes. Ramona pranced into the kitchen, wandered around, talking to herself, "Oh, I need to go to the bathroom. Pee-pee? Poo-poo? I don't know which one I have to go. I need to go to the bathroom."

She wandered back out of the kitchen towards the bathroom, gripping her crotch.

I heard a tinkle. There was no more running commentary, usually a sign that a deep thought is emerging.

She poked her head back into the kitchen and said, while pulling up her pants, "Did you know that pee-pee in kind of like vanilla and poo-poo is kind of like chocolate?" With that she was off back to her playing.