The other day, I was laying bed with Ramona as she fell asleep. She gently took my face in her hands and whispered, "Did you know that you can poop in the shape of a ribbon?" She went on to explain how she thought this could be done, which involved a little bit of bathroom gymnastics.
Just now she hollered from the bathroom, "Hey mom, my poop is in the shape of a moon or a banana."
And I thought I was talented because I can tie a cherry stem with my tongue.
Monday, June 26, 2006
Shapes
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Did you know that your poop is actually supposed to be in the shape of a moon or a banana? I learned it from a Doctor on the Oprah show. When your poop looks like marbles you need more fiber or something. I hardly ever get moons or bananas.
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